Well, it all belongs to me, said ever-charming Gaston Brown to King Charles at that widely promoted audience in the UK, where (after several attempts to meet, because we know the PM of Antigua has been busy recently, what with the Queen’s funeral and the ‘shall we ditch the monarchy’ meeting with Jacinda Adern) the World Boss finally had time to fit in the new King.
With the country in the safe hands of his devoted followers Gaston described to KC3 how he had successfully taken back the land from the descendants of slaves who had held it in common since the 1800’s, and was turning an unspoilt wilderness it into an environmental success story for billionaires because there are LOADS of turtles, and we all know how much people love turtles.
