The Barbuda Amendment Bill 2022 Fairy Tale

‘Well, now it all belongs to me’, said Gaston Brown to King Charles at that widely promoted audience in the UK, where – after several attempts to meet, because we know the PM of Antigua has been busy recently, what with the funeral and the ‘shall we ditch the monarchy’ meeting with Jacinda Adern – the World Boss finally had time for the new King.

With the country in the safe hands of his devoted followers he described how (with their help) he had successfully taken back the land from the descendants of slaves who had held it in common since then, and was turning it into a environmental success story (turtles…LOADS of turtles). ‘So – how big is it?’ said KC3, ‘I mean Barbuda, Gaston…’